Jokes about the Financial Crisis

Here are some jokes about the financial crisis, courtesy of Calculated Risk:

• I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"...I'm wondering is it them or me?
• With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune? Start off with a large one.
• How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday
  

The funniest one is actually in the comments section:
"This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."

HT: Marginal Revolution